Showing posts with label Question of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Question of the Day. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Question of the day

Question of the day:



"Would I be arrested or get my car towed if I parked here?"

Answer:


"I doubt the law would get involved. BUT- I wouldn't risk it. The guilt would be too much to bare if I passed a giganto preggo lady on the way out to my car walking in from the back 9."


Side Note:
Who would have the nerve to ask me if I really was "expecting" in the traditional sense of the word. Maybe the pregnancy police would be waiting for me at my car and make me pee on a stick. That would be hilarious. I think someone should do that on that candid camera show. I need to write them immediately! Wait: Is that show still on? If not they should bring it back JUST to do that prank.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Question of the Day

Question of the Day:

"WHY are we still yard of the month?"

Answer:

"Obviously, they want Baby Deetz to see the award in person when they arrive home."

Side note:
I've suggested some new signage to the home owners association. "Yard of the 3 months and 5 days and counting award" or maybe even "Weed Patch of the Month" It's like those cheeky "My kid beat up your honor student" bumper stickers. Just a thought.....