Question of the day:
"Would I be arrested or get my car towed if I parked here?"
"I doubt the law would get involved. BUT- I wouldn't risk it. The guilt would be too much to bare if I passed a giganto preggo lady on the way out to my car walking in from the back 9."
Who would have the nerve to ask me if I really was "expecting" in the traditional sense of the word. Maybe the pregnancy police would be waiting for me at my car and make me pee on a stick. That would be hilarious. I think someone should do that on that candid camera show. I need to write them immediately! Wait: Is that show still on? If not they should bring it back JUST to do that prank.