Twas the Night Before the Home Study....

Twas the night before the home study and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring- not a dust bunny or a mouse.
The finger towels were hung by the toi-toi with care,
With hopes that Portia soon would be there.

The windows were polished, the dusting was done
The Deetz were waiting, for someone special to come.
The carpet was spotless- not a puppy pee-pee stain in site,
Chad and Sarah were resting their heads for a long winters night.

The linens were laundered, the garage was so clean
The silver was polished to a shimmery gleam.
Tonight they ate fast food with plastic forks and plates
To keep from washing another dish from which they ate!

When I walked inside after admiring the view,
I rubbed my eyes not knowing what to do!
While I was away, something amazing had occurred.
Mr. Clean had moved in and kicked the sloppy Deetz to the curb!

- Can't wait to tell you all about tomorrow!